Jaw-Dropping Son-in-Law

Chapter 1994

“B*stard! You're such a b*stard, Ye Fan!”

Before Junie could make her disgruntlement known, someone from behind her spoke up and revealed what Junie was thinking.

To be more accurate, that “someone” was not a person, but rather a calf.

After a few days of disappearing without a trace, Huangniu suddenly showed up at that place.

It poked out its head from among the crowds. At the sight of the two hugging and kissing, its eyes reddened in frustration.

“My poor Wan'er who taught you her knowledge, who took care of you, treated you with incredible medicine, who gave you the Order of Yanhuang, who's still waiting patiently for you to go back to her! With her huge bosom, long legs, and pretty face, she should be your greatest blessing!” Huangniu ranted.

“But you! You've only been out a few days. Is it not enough for you to go around hugging women that you have to kiss one too? Are you still human, Ye Fan?” the calf continued.

“How dare you play three women at the same time? I don't even have one! You're such a selfish monster! You can't even share one with me?”

Huangniu's sudden cry was like an uproar amidst the silence.

In the blink of an eye, everyone turned their attention toward Huangniu.

While most people marveled at the fact that a calf could speak, Noa and Junie were too busy getting furious at what they had just found out.

“Wan'er?” Junie gripped her fists tightly.

“You f*cking b*stard! There's another one?”

Junie was on the brink of losing her mind!

There she was thinking that Ye Fan was loyal and honorable.

As it turned out, Ye Fan was a jerk who stole hearts where ever he went.

Hmph! All men are indeed trash!

With great difficulty, Ye Fan pushed Eigetsu away from him.

He had had enough of it.

He had had enough of that calf running its mouth and ruining his reputation.

“You stupid cow! You're the monster!” Ye Fan hollered.

“It's time for you to meet your end!”

With a knife in his hand, Ye Fan charged toward the calf and chased it for quite some distance.

It was only when the man and the calf ran deep into the forest did Ye Fan kept his knife away and collapsed onto the grass, gasping heavily for air.

“Man, that woman is crazy! I am a hundred percent sure she would have choked me to death!” Ye Fan panted.

Of course, Ye Fan did not plan to actually slaughter Huangniu.

He was merely finding an excuse to get out of the situation.

If Ye Fan were to stay there a second longer, he had no doubt that Eigetsu would have squeezed him dry.

“Wow! You really are a jerk. You achieved what you set out for, yet here you are still pretending to be obliging? If you don't want to, I'll kiss her on your behalf!”

Huangniu rolled its eyes at him.

“Don't you dare! I have yet to settle the score with you regarding the last time you harassed Eigetsu and the others!” Ye Fan tossed Huangniu a glare.

“You're blaming me? You're the one that was being the lousy friend and only caring for your own, leaving me—your dear friend—to fend for myself!” Huangniu huffed in dissatisfaction.

“Since when are we friends?” Ye Fan retorted. He had known Huangniu for quite a while now, and it was safe to say that the calf was incredibly cunning and scheming.

Whoever Huangniu considered a friend would very often be on the receiving end of his slyness.

“Whatever. I'm gonna get myself some ladies. Goodbye!” Huangniu had no intentions to continue the pointless argument with Ye Fan.

With the free time it had, Huangniu naturally wanted to live its life to the fullest.

However, Ye Fan would not let it go so easily. He grabbed the calf by its tail and yanked it back.

With that movement, Huangniu's wrath was unleashed. “You b*stard! Pull my tail again and I'll make sure you don't see the light of another day!”

Huangniu was furious.

Even Wan'er had never pulled on its tail.

Yet this poor excuse of a man dared to do so!

“Alright, alright, alright. I'll keep that in mind.” Ye Fan let go of its tail and raised his hand in surrender.

“But don't go yet. I have something to ask you,” continued Ye Fan.

“The Order of Yanhuang that you mentioned, are you referring to this?” As he was speaking, Ye Fan pulled out a quaint and ancient-looking token. “What's the purpose of this thing?”

The military token was given to him by Duanmu Wan'er before she left.

Ye Fan had spent a long time examining it. All he knew was that it was not an ordinary token, but he did not know how to use it, and he definitely had no clue about its function.

“You will know in the future. That token has its great use. When the end of the world approaches and all people under the heavens come to perish, then you'll know the use of the Order of Yanhuang,” stated Huangniu in a calm manner.

“D*mn it, you stupid cow! Are you pulling on my leg?” Annoyance surged through Ye Fan's veins.

“The end of the world? The world is fine, why would you suddenly bring that up? It'll probably take another hundreds of million years before the earth is destroyed!

Ye Fan could not help but disregard Huangniu's words as nonsense.

However, Huangniu just shook its head and sighed.

“It's up to you whether you want to believe it or not, but heed my advice: life is short, so have fun while you still can. All resentment, all power, and everything else in this world is mere vapor. When everything is destroyed during the end times, what use is fortune, status, or power? Everything will

come crashing down in a matter of seconds. Only joy is eternal! Now that we still have time, we should live life to the fullest.”

Ye Fan was rendered speechless.

“Troubled times are coming. Once the heavenly gates had been opened, the Supreme would cease to exist.” That sentence was brought up again.

Still remaining silent, Ye Fan kept his eye on the calf.

“Everyone will die one day...”

As Huangniu spoke, it slowly walked away.

Only its voice lingered in the forest, echoing through the woods.

“Does this calf have mad cow disease? Saying all sorts of nonsense...” muttered Ye Fan as he rolled his eyes.

It was not the first time he had heard such sayings from Huangniu.

Back in the cave, such sayings were also inscribed on the wall.

Nevertheless, Ye Fan was not convinced by it.

At the moment, even though the Chu Sect was the strongest in the martial arts world, War God Castle of China, Folo Palace of India, and Order Of Kings of Western Epea had their fair share of powerful martial artists.

In general, their power could maintain the balance in the martial arts world.

Therefore, how could troubled times be coming in the current situation?

Furthermore, even if the Chu Sect suddenly turned ambitious and started taking over the martial arts world of the entire planet, only a few Supremes would lose their lives at most.

However, to say all the Supreme fighters would die was a stretch. It was obviously nonsense.

Thus, Ye Fan was not concerned by those sayings.

The top priority at the moment was to take care of the Chu Sect.

When Ye Fan returned to Elysian Hall once again, the crowd had dispersed.

Most of the injured people had been sent to the hospital.

As for King Folo and the rest, they had fled as far as it was possible, terrified that they would bump into Ye Fan.

However, Junie, Noa and Suzumiya Eigetsu did not leave.

In the huge castle, the three women were seated in their respective seats, not talking to each other. An awkward silence hung in the atmosphere within the castle.

The moment Ye Fan entered, he immediately felt the tension in the air. “Uh... are you three chatting? If so, do continue, I'll leave now to not disturb you.”

In that situation, Ye Fan decided it was best to stay as far as possible. If not, he would land himself in hot water.

“Come back here!” Filled with wrath, Junie rose from her seat and thundered.

“Such insolence! How dare you yell at my Master?” Suzumiya Eigetsu shot up from her seat as well while snapping at Junie in anger.

“Hmph! Looks like the roles have been reversed! Ye Fan himself has not even spoken yet, but someone has gotten anxious!” Sarcasm laced Noa's words as she stated coolly. Her hostility against Suzumiya Eigetsu was tangible.

Not taking into consideration the fact that Suzumiya Eigetsu almost killed her earlier, the fact that Suzumiya Eigetsu was acting hostile toward Junie was enough of a reason for Noa to dislike her.

“Stay in your place! How dare a small fry like you who knows nothing about the martial arts world insult me?” Suzumiya Eigetsu's gaze turned cold as she released a stupendous force. The overwhelming force choked Noa, causing her to pale instantly.

“Noa!” Junie was shocked. She then quickly glared at Suzumiya Eigetsu. “If you hurt her, I will never let you off the hook!” hollered Junie in panic.

Seeing that the women were about to break into a fight, Ye Fan quickly ran inside to intervene.

“Eigetsu, enough. Control yourself. They are both my friends,” Ye Fan told Suzumiya Eigetsu.

Immediately, Suzumiya Eigetsu felt aggrieved. “Hmph, you're being unfair, Master. Why are you only scolding me?”

“I...” Ye Fan was at a loss for words.

Agony was written all over his face, but for the sake of fairness, he had no choice but to say something to Junie and Noa as well.

“It was all a misunderstanding back there. Eigetsu did not have any bad intentions. You know, as they say, some relationships start with a fight. Now that you are friends, all of you must get along with each other.” Having said that, Ye Fan laughed to lighten the mood.

It was the first time he had encountered such a situation. Not knowing how to comfort them, laughing was the only thing he could do.

However, Ye Fan was the only one laughing.

The awkwardness made Ye Fan want to dig a hole and bury himself in the ground.

“Get along? In your dreams!” bellowed Junie.

“Can't wait to see you explaining yourself to your wife when you go back!”

Junie tossed a fierce glare at Ye Fan before leaving with Noa. Exclusive content from NôvelDrama.Org.

How could Junie and Noa not be angry?

The Moon God had fought their disciples upon arrival without a care in the world.

Not to mention nearly killing Noa and Junie as well.

At first, they had thought Ye Fan could give them justice.

However, it seemed like he was as helpful as a puddle of mud.

Thus, Ye Fan was not concerned by those sayings.